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timothygurl:

wugs:

jesus, tom

Tom, get off the internet, it’s bad for your health.

… my head-cannon how Hungary(bözsi) is secretly ttly obsession all German things… just not know/never admit… Germany (east&west) have a big effect on her. so fuckin big…. srsly

the original song did by Nena - 99 luftballons and the parody band name is Irigy hónaljmirigy (envy armpitgland) the parody song is kinda old, this the reason why have mark, and other old stuffs in the lyric.

about the clip: parody of Sziget fesztivál(fest) and 8Đ of course fucking big part of the guests of festival is germans ♥♥

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sorry for the mindless song post, but ttly can image how Mangary trolling the german sisters with this…. (nyotalia ftw)

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so the lyric 8Đ i not changed the german parts cause it’s fun.

Herzig Krampusz, nicht Derrick,
Herzig Devil, nicht Derrick

azt mondom: Ich liebe dich.
i say: ich liebe dich.

Neue Punk ist Borzalom,
Neue Punk ist Terrible

Ungarischül dúdolom.
I humming in Ungarish

Nem kell nekem Zimmer Frei¹,
I don’t need Zimmer Frei

Falsch riporter: Thomas Frei.²
Falsch reporter: Thomas Frei

Neue Punk ist Borzalom:
Neue Punk ist Terrible

Rex ist kutya, nein majom!³
Rex ist dog, nein monkey!


Neue Punk ist Borzalom,
Neue Punk ist Terrible

Októberfeszt sramlizom,
On Októberfest i do schramli(yodel)

Zwanzig litert csurizom,
I pee Zwanzig liter.

Deutsche Lajcsit hallgatom.⁴
I hearing Deutsche Lajcsi

Beckenbauer kein dagadt,
Beckenbauer kein fat,

Bálna Merci, nicht trabant.⁵
Whale merci, nicht trabant.

Etwas Barkas, DDR.
Etwas Barkas, DDR.

Grosse Wartburg pöfékel.
Grosse Wartburg smoking.


Honecker und Helmut Kohl
Honecker und Helmut Kohl

Deutsch márkában lubickol.
swiming in Deutch mark.

Modern Talking: grün takony,⁶
Modern Talking: grün snot,

Deutsche Punk ist Borzalom!
Deutsche Punk ist Terrible!

Neue Punkt von bevándorlás,
Neue Punkt von immigration,

Türki-Tarkán vendégmunkás,⁷
Turki(sh)-Tarkan migrants,

Liebe koncert, nicht sperhakni,
Liebe concert, nicht money for it.

nem fogunk Stuttgartban lakni!
we will not live in Stuttgart!,⁸


Neunundneunzig Mehrwertsteuer,
Neunundneunzig Mehrwertsteuer

Schumacher ist autó-nepper.
Schumacher ist car-nepper.

Izom-manner Schwarzenegger,⁹
Muscle-man Schwarzenegger,

Leveri a Jägermeister.
Jägermaister is beat off.

Lederdzsekit, nicht ballont,
Lederjacket, nicht balloon(jacket)

After Shave ist Pitralon.¹⁰
After Shave ist Pitralon.

Putzen waschen surranó,
Putzen waschen the boots

Die neue Punk ist Borzalom!
Die neue Punk ist Terrible!


Deutsche Punk ist Borzalom!
Deutsche Punk ist Terrible!
Deutsche Punk ist Borzalom!
Deutsche Punk ist Terrible!

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1: cause in hungary, the turist big part is german, so can read everywhere how ‘zimmer frei’ (free room)

2: thomas frei - frei tamás. an “famus” hungarian reporter, who has an interesting show, but one time did an fail(falshe) report/interview what killed his carrier …. lD

3 majom-monkey… it’s an expression for idiot people… and can do an fail word joke like now ….

4 another ‘fail’ joke - hungary have a music artist who play the …. um similar quality music like yodel things, but his name is Lagzi Lajcsi. (Wedding Ludvig/Luis). cause that type of music play on drinking (and be drunk) events like festivals and weddings (from an good and old hun weddings not miss the part when the quests be asshole drunks and sing those .. special songs - mulatós(wedding) music). so the germans (even not know but pretty sure) have own yodel version of Lagzi Lajcsi, and it’s deutsche lajcsi…. Orz i hope it’s understable

5: in the communist time you cannot bought easy autos. at first needed gave in an inquiry to authorities, then waited three or more years, after that you had a chance to buy one 8Đ so if you had a car even it was a trabant, you was the cool guy. but in the 80’ ends did more easer the buying. and come in other good and old communist german/gdr cars ♥

6: snot… used expression to cheep, weak, shit stuffs…. jelly, disgusting like a snot 8Đ like the modern man ideals: modern talking in their time, or justin bieber …. ♥

7: germany full of turkish immigrants

8: stuttgart is a fuckin expensive place

9:  8Đ asshole hungarian view: austrians just an other verision of germans

10: in the communist time was this only one (or one of three, not remember) after shave what can brought

GOD’S ZOO

(Source: en-angleterre)

dasdeutschtard:

curiousvillager:

tiersuptothemoon:

#notourdivision

International Greg Lestrade

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